Measure your microplastic levels

Our team has developed the world's first testing kit to measure microplastics in humans

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Over 500+ people joined Plastics Anonymous in the last week.

Measure your microplastic levels

Our team has developed the world's first testing kit to measure microplastics in humans

Take the test

Take the test

Now $150

$200

Over 500+ people joined Plastics Anonymous in the last week.

Identify 7+ types of microplastic

Identify 7+ types of microplastic

Our diagnostic testing kit can detect the concentration of the most common plastic particles like PET, PVC, and more.

  • PET

    Polyethylene Terephthalate

  • PVC

    Polyvinyl Chloride

  • PS

    Polystyrene

  • PP

    Polypropylene

  • PE

    Polyethylene

  • PU

    Polyurethane

  • PET

    Polyethylene Terephthalate

  • PVC

    Polyvinyl Chloride

  • PS

    Polystyrene

  • PP

    Polypropylene

  • PE

    Polyethylene

  • PU

    Polyurethane

The Problem

Humans use plastic for everything.

Now microplastics are everywhere inside us.

Testicles

Your testes could be holding up to 329 micrograms of microplastics per gram of tissue—that's a plastic Tic-Tac in each of your boys.

Testicles

Your testes could be holding up to 329 micrograms of microplastics per gram of tissue—that's a plastic Tic-Tac in each of your boys.

Liver

Chiang et al. discovered six types of microplastics in human liver tissues, with higher concentrations found in scarred livers compared to healthy ones.

Liver

Chiang et al. discovered six types of microplastics in human liver tissues, with higher concentrations found in scarred livers compared to healthy ones.

Heart

In a study of 15 cardiac surgery patients, microplastics were found in every heart, with some pieces as large as a grain of sand.

Heart

In a study of 15 cardiac surgery patients, microplastics were found in every heart, with some pieces as large as a grain of sand.

The Solution

You're most likely ingesting microplastics by drinking from a plastic bottle, microwaving plastic containers, using chemical toothpaste, eating with plastic utensils…

You're most likely ingesting microplastics by drinking from a plastic bottle, microwaving plastic containers, using chemical toothpaste, eating with plastic utensils…

Take the test

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Take the test

Now $150

$200

The Features

All-inclusive testing kit

Kit includes everything needed for testing - collection supplies, shipping envelope, sample kit, and result delivery.

Quick Turnaround

You'll receive your results from our CLIA/COLA certified lab in just 2-3 weeks.

Cutting Edge Testing

Our microplastics screen has been independently validated to identify 7+ plastic types.

Advanced Insights

Gain science-backed insights into your lab results and personalized recommendations to reduce and prevent further buildup. Take control of your health with reporting designed to guide your detox journey.

Community Membership

Join Plastics Anonymous: a community of like-minded individuals breaking free from microplastics. Share insights, discover tips, and stay motivated with support from people on the same journey.

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The Benefits

What happens when you reduce microplastic intake?

What happens when you reduce microplastic intake?

Here are some benefits you may see.

Here are some benefits you may see.

Increased sperm count

Microplastics are blocking your manhood's operating system, and wrecking your sperm game.

Increased sperm count

Microplastics are blocking your manhood's operating system, and wrecking your sperm game.

Improved respiration

Inhale, exhale… *wheeze* Airborne particles are inflaming your lungs and limiting oxygen delivery.

Improved respiration

Inhale, exhale… *wheeze* Airborne particles are inflaming your lungs and limiting oxygen delivery.

Healthier heart

Break up already! Microplastics cause heart inflammation, oxidative stress, and heart disease.

Hormonal balance

Your endocrine system is your body’s Wi-Fi, and microplastics are the hackers trolling your testosterone

Hormonal balance

Your endocrine system is your body’s Wi-Fi, and microplastics are the hackers trolling your testosterone

Clearer thinking

Brain fog? It might be plastics crossing your blood-brain barrier that are messing with your sharpness.

Clearer thinking

Brain fog? It might be plastics crossing your blood-brain barrier that are messing with your sharpness.

Long-term resiliency

Plastic particles can cause cellular damage and oxidative stress — cancer’s VIP pass into your body.

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FAQ

What are microplastics?

What lab do you work with?

How does the test work?

What security measures are in place to protect my information?

Plastics Anonymous was founded by two friends with a passion for science and a mission to uncover the truth about microplastics in our bodies. Partnering with a cutting-edge laboratory, we developed the first microplastics testing kit to give people real answers and actionable insights. We’re here to share the science, support your journey, and help you take control of your health—one test at a time. Let’s break up with plastic, together.


Want to learn more? Email us at team@unplastic.club

Plastics Anonymous was founded by two friends with a passion for science and a mission to uncover the truth about microplastics in our bodies. Partnering with a cutting-edge laboratory, we developed the first microplastics testing kit to give people real answers and actionable insights. We’re here to share the science, support your journey, and help you take control of your health—one test at a time. Let’s break up with plastic, together.


Want to learn more? Email us at team@unplastic.club